This Super Special doesn’t come with the premise of a crazy vacation, like so many of them, but instead has extreme weather leading to some crazy situations. Most of them could actually happen, which is weird for the BSC, but involve neglect and shenanigans, which is par for the course in Stoneybrook, Connecticut. I’ll talk about all of the girls together for the pre-blizzard period of the book, and then divide up for what actually goes down during the storm. The girls are preparing for the Winter Wonderland Dance, which is a super big deal because all of them have dates. The date breakdown is as follows:
- Kristy is going with Bart Taylor
- Claudia is going with Iri Mitsuhashi (who we’ve never heard of), and who Claudia emphasizes is just a friend
- Mary Anne is going with Logan (obvs)
- Mallory is going with Ben Hobart
- Jessi is bringing Quint Walter, which is a throwback to New York, New York!
- Dawn is going with Price Irving (who we’ve also never heard of), but apparently she recently developed an ‘amazing crush’ on him
- Stacey is going with Austin Bentley, because he’s her go-to between boyfriend man
So they’re all freaking out because the kids of Stoneybrook are dying for snow, but the mature middle schoolers are nervous about the dance being canceled. And of course, each girl has massive drama as a result of the storm.
Mallory Pike and Mary Anne Spier: have the exact same storyline. They’re tag-teaming on a 24 hour sitting job for the Pike kids, because Mr. and Mrs. Pike are ditching their annoying offspring and going to Manhattan for the day. Because the Pikes hate their kids but copulate like it’s their job, they’ve also left no food in the house. The blizzard hits and the elder Pikes get stuck in Manhattan (when really we know they’re not trying too hard to get home), and the house loses power. Mallory and Mary Anne have to hoard food from the seven kids, until dreamy Logan Bruno saves the day by skiing over with food.
Stacey McGill: Stacey is prepping for the dance, and has her mom take her to Washington Mall for a new perm. As a sidenote, when I read these books as a kid, I had no idea what a perm actually was, but wanted one because Stacey always got them. So I asked my mom for one, and she informed me that it makes your hair curly. I was basically a brunette Shirley Temple, so I was left permless. Sadface. Anyway, Stacey and her mom get stuck driving home. They run out of gas, but someone stops to help them. Stacey thinks he’s a kidnapper at first, but they decide to go home with him instead. He and his wife and baby apparently live in a Victorian mansion outside of town, and the McGills spend the night. Everyone back in Stoneybrook freaks out because they don’t know where the McGills are, but they make it back the next day. Codependency can continue.
Kristy Thomas: Kristy is at home and invites Bart over to hang before the blizzard hits. They watch some movies with the younger Brewer/Thomas kids, and then for some weird reason, the family has a formal dinner in honor of Bart. Kristy almost acts like a normal person instead of a kid-obsessed psycho, and is embarrassed by her irritating siblings. The blizzard hits during dinner, and Bart ends up having to spend the night in the mansion. Kristy freaks out, because she can’t let him see her in her pajamas, is scared that he’ll accidentally sleepwalk into her room, and can’t let him see her in the morning either. So she lays awake until 1 AM, wakes up at 5:30, and decides to shave her legs, curl her hair, and put on makeup, all to show off at breakfast. Bart tells her she’s beautiful…aww!
Jessi Ramsey: Jessi is in rehearsals for The Nutcracker, and gets stranded at her dance school in Stamford. Quint, who is arriving from New York, ends up making his way there, so the two of them help out with all of the kids who are freaking out (of course).
Dawn Schafer: Dawn and her mom head to the airport to pick up Jeff, who’s coming to visit for Christmas. Mrs. Schafer is a nervous snow-driver, but makes it to the airport in one piece. However, the blizzard delays all flights, and Jeff eventually gets rerouted to DC, while the ladies spend the night in the airport. As someone who has slept in an airport, I truly feel for them. It’s unfathomably uncomfortable.
Claudia Kishi: Claudia is baby-sitting for the Perkins girls, and their parents get stranded at a friend’s house. She manages to lose their dog for most of the night, and despite the suddenly overnight baby-sitting job and lack of power, refuses to let her parents come help, or bring them over (she lives across the street). No one protests this.
Awards:
Most Embarrassing Thomas/Brewer: Karen, who parades around in ‘sweater-pants’ for Bart. Meaning she uses her sleeves as pant legs. And no one stops her.
Best Name: Holly, one of the kids in Jessi’s dance school, named her doll Caboose. I respect this.
Most Melodramatic Moment: Mallory is told the dance might be postponed due to the massive blizzard. “It can’t be postponed!” said Mal. “Ben and I can’t wait until next week!” Um…why not Mal?
Best Retort: Sam is teasing Kristy for being in the bathroom so long, and says he didn’t think he’d have to deal with such a girlie sister until Karen turns thirteen. Her response is “By which time you’ll be twenty-one and not living here anymore, I hope.” BURN.
Worst Parent: Mrs. Kishi this time, for not pulling rank and insisting on assisting her thirteen year old in caring for three children overnight. Just irresponsible.