I’d like to begin with a personal anecdote. When I was growing up, our school took an annual trip to Albany, New York. Albany was our state capital, and we went for an overnight trip. As in, one night. To a city less than three hours away. And it was a huge deal. But now in retrospect, I basically had a neglectful childhood, because apparently over in Connecticut, middle school field trips are freaking European vacations. Way to give us all unrealistic expectations, Ann.
The title says it all. The majority of the BSC members, and their supporting cast of classmates, are heading to Europe for another unrealistic Stoneybrook vacation. Those who are left behind are working at Playground Camp. I’m sure we can all guess which group has a more interesting set of plot lines, but since it’s a Super Special, everyone will get their own breakdown!
Stacey McGill: Stacey and Robert are broken up by this point, but they end up sitting next to each other on the flight from Connecticut to London. This is because Stacey had to choose between the lesser of two evils, her ex-boyfriend, and her mom/trip chaperone. Yes, Mama McGill is coming with us to Europe! I’m actually shocked that Stoneybrook thought to provide chaperones for the trip, so good job, SMS administrators. Anyway, when they land in London, Stacey’s ready to change clothes, but it turns out her suitcase got switched with someone else’s, and the suitcase she’s stuck with contains the cremated remains of a human being. Yup. It turns out that the suitcase owner is a WWII vet, and the ashes are from his battle buddy. He’s in Europe to spread them on the beach at Normandy. Stacey is indifferent to this at first, but after visiting the Cabinet War Rooms, becomes woke to the WWII experience. She ends up tagging along with Mr. Anderson on his trip, and it’s actually beautiful.
Kristy Thomas: Kristy gets the vacation romance this time around, and it’s romance from an angsty, angry kind of place. She meets Michel DuMoulin, who goes to the Canadian school that is partnering with SMS on this trip, during an icebreaker that involves shoe swapping. They clash instantly. During a battle over the relative awesomeness of the Louvre to the Met, they manage to get lost from the rest of the group, and because Stoneybrook is full of neglectful adults who can’t do head counts, the contingency plan is to meet at the Eiffel Tower at 5 PM (four hours from when they get lost). What fresh hell is this? These kids are thirteen, and the extent of emergency planning is that they find their way through a foreign international city, rather than find a police officer or go back to the hotel? The alone time in Paris involves pastries, a walk through the Tuileries gardens, L’Arc de Triomphe, and the Champs-Elysees. It gets hot – including Kristy putting her head on Michel’s shoulder, before the eventual Eiffel Tower meeting. On the final night of the trip, things come to a head, and the combatants end up kissing on the balcony of Kristy’s hotel room. DAMN GIRL!
Mallory Pike: It seems like in every trip, there’s someone who misses the point entirely. Jessi ignores Hawaii, Dawn barricades herself inside in New York, and Mary Anne mopes through a ski trip. This time, it’s Mallory who gets so caught up in her writing and a self-imposed deadline that she ignores most of her European experiences. Mallory spirals into William Shakespeare obsession, because she meets a long-lost British cousin who researched their family tree, and it turns out that the BSC’s writer in residence is a descendent of the Bard! Because obviously. She decides to only tell her fellow baby-sitters this fact, because she doesn’t want to be treated like a celebrity. Which I feel like is a very irrational worry. Anyway, while Mal did have writer’s block, she’s inspired by a trip to Stratford-Upon-Avon, and gets so into her writing that she blows off most of France.
Claudia Kishi: Claudia is manning the fort on the home front as a camp counselor at Playground Camp. Except, resident genius/sister/arch nemesis Janine is the head counselor, aka boss lady. Claudia is pissed about this, because Janine is pure evil – she uses words like adequate. Who does this girl think she is? Janine is strict with Claudia, who eventually blows up, but then they make up within a page or two.
Mary Anne Spier: Mary Anne is our second Playground Camp representative, and her big drama comes when it rains one day. Cokie Mason, BSC enemy, co-counselor, and failure at all things, neglects to bring all of her kids in from the storm, so Mary Anne has to go outside and rescue Matthew Hobart from the rain.
Jessi Ramsey: Jessi is having some regrets about turning down the DanceNY company when they asked her to join. She’s confronted with that problem directly, as the group is performing at the Barbican Center in London while she’s there, and the whole BSC goes to see the performance. Some girl in the company sprains her ankle, and the routine she was performing is one that Jessi magically knows, so Jessi is recruited to go on stage and dance with a professional troupe.
Abby Stevenson: Abby bonds with Victoria Kent, despite Mary Anne having been her main sitter back in Stoneybrook. The group visits Victoria at home, and Abby gets invited to be her escort to her first meeting with the Queen. Because obviously four days in London would be enough time for a royal meeting. During the reception, she steps on the feet of a prince, which is probably exactly what would happen if I met royalty.
Dawn Schafer: Dawn is at Playground Camp, but one day she gets lent out to another camp, specifically for children with special needs. She meets Susan, a girl who Kristy once sat for, who is both autistic and non-verbal, but is a piano savant. Susan uses a hugging machine at one point, which scares Dawn and just breaks my heart. No snark.
Awards:
Best One Liner: Kristy Thomas FTW! Stacey is freaking out over not having any clothes, and refuses to borrow from Kristy or her mom. Kristy looks in the suitcase and hits back with, “You know, Stace, some of those trousers look pretty nice.”
Best Insult: Burn on Cokie courtesy of Claudia!
Cokie Mason: Well, if it isn’t the Baby-sitters Club wet T-shirt contest. Not that anyone would notice.
Claudia Kishi: Stuff it, Cokie.
Cokie: I don’t have to.
Claudia: Between the ears you do.
Worst Adult: Mr. Dougherty, SMS English teacher and Mrs. McGill’s alleged co-chaperone. However, he regularly ditches the group, which we can’t really blame him for, in order to go on literary quests. He’s completely oblivious to the situation, and earns the nickname Frederick the Wanderer.
Most Horrific Policy: See above for the ‘meet at the Eiffel Tower plan.’